Once upon a time, in a quiet suburban neighborhood, there lived a man named Dave. Now, Dave was a simple guy—he worked as an accountant, loved Sunday barbecues, and swore by the healing power of a good old-fashioned nap. But little did he know that his life was about to change forever, thanks to one miraculous invention: the Full-Body 3D Massage Chair. It all started one fateful Saturday afternoon when Dave’s wife, Janet, came home from an unexpected shopping spree. She was holding something shiny and sleek in her arms, her eyes practically glowing with excitement. "Dave, look what I got!" she exclaimed. Dave, sitting on the couch with a half-empty bag of chips, squinted at the massive, futuristic object in her arms. It looked like something straight out of a sci-fi movie—half-chair, half-transformer, with buttons that seemed to glow ominously. “What is that?” Dave asked, his voice dripping with skepticism. “It’s a Full-Body 3D Massage Chair!” Janet announced, as if she...