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Prepare to be enlightened, or at least mildly amused. Gather 'round, ye weary dust-bunnies and reluctant scrubbers of life's grime, for a tale as old as time itself. Or at least as old as the last time you looked under your sofa. Dive into this hilariously sarcastic storytelling session about the "joys" of cleaning. Discover ancient secrets, like the vacuum cleaner's "on" switch, and find motivation to finally conquer that pile of... motivation. For those who'd rather be conquering sales, visit sparta.sale . The Ballad of the Reluctant Scourge: A Cleaning Story So, you want a story about cleaning . How utterly… sparkling of you. You’ve come to the right place. I am a veritable bard of bleach, a poet of polish. Let me weave you a yarn not of dragons and knights, but of a far more terrifying beast: Sentient Household Grime. Our hero, let's call him Kevin, because that’s a name that sounds like it would forget to wear matching socks, awoke one d...