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Alexandrite Engagement Ring: The Magical Ring

Alexandrite Engagement Ring: The Magical Gem That Turned My Fiancé Into a Werewolf (Kind of)

Let me tell you about the time I almost married a werewolf—and how an *alexandrite engagement ring* was to blame.

Chapter 1: The Ring That Changes Color (and Everything Else)

When Ethan proposed, it wasn’t with a diamond. No. He handed me a ring that shimmered between green and purple depending on the light. “It’s called alexandrite,” he said, as if he hadn’t just given me a piece of what I would later call "emotional chaos in a band."

“It changes color like my love for you changes daily—just kidding, I’m obsessed with you,” he winked.

I should’ve known right then something was off.

Chapter 2: What Is Alexandrite Anyway?

Alexandrite is a rare, color-changing gemstone that’s basically the Gemini of the mineral world. In daylight, it’s greenish-blue. Under warm light, it’s reddish-purple. In candlelight? Well, you might summon a demon. (Not confirmed, but I’m not taking chances.)

It's rare. It's mysterious. It’s expensive enough to make your bank account consider a restraining order.

But did anyone tell me it had side effects? No.

Chapter 3: Strange Things Begin to Happen

It started small.

Ethan began craving raw meat. Okay, not that weird—he always loved steak tartare. But then he howled in his sleep. Like… full-on wolf howls. I asked him if he had a weird dream, and he said, “Yeah, I was running through a forest naked, chasing a deer, and then I howled at the moon.”

We laughed.

Until it happened again. And again. Every. Single. Night.

Chapter 4: The Moonlight Incident

One evening, during a romantic walk under the full moon (you know, the usual lovebird stuff), the ring on my finger started glowing. I’m not talking cute sparkle. I mean *glowing* like I had an alien microchip in my hand.

Ethan stopped mid-sentence, looked at me, sniffed the air, and said:

“I smell... rabbit.”

“What?!”

Before I could answer, he ran into the woods. On all fours.

I stood there, my alexandrite ring glowing like a rave, wondering if I just got engaged to a Twilight extra.

Chapter 5: I Google "Is Alexandrite Cursed?

Let me save you the trouble: the internet is divided. Some say it’s lucky, tied to transformation and balance. Others say it opens portals, enhances intuition, and might cause personality shifts.

Perfect. I wanted a fiancé. Not a shapeshifter.

But then I found it—an old forum with a thread titled: “Help! My husband turned into a fox after our engagement. Alexandrite involved.”

At least we weren’t alone.

Chapter 6: The Truth (Kind of)

After several moon cycles, some sage smudging, and an emergency call to a crystal-healing TikToker named “LunaWolf_69,” we discovered the ring wasn’t cursed. It was just super energetically sensitive.

Turns out, alexandrite reacts to emotion, intention, and possibly latent werewolf DNA (still not proven). Ethan wasn’t a werewolf. He was just overly in tune with nature and allergic to synthetic laundry detergent, which explained the nighttime howling.

We downgraded to matching opal bands and kept the alexandrite for special occasions (and roleplay nights).

Chapter 7: So... Should You Get an Alexandrite Engagement Ring?

Absolutely.  

If you want something rare, magical, and packed with enough personality to start its own astrology blog, go for it.

But be warned:

- It may test your relationship... with reality.

- People will stop you mid-coffee run to ask, “What IS that ring?!”

- You’ll never look at moonlight the same again.

And if your fiancé starts growling during Game of Thrones?

Maybe check their ancestry. Or at least hide the beef jerky.

Final Verdict

Alexandrite engagement rings are beautiful, mystical, and absolutely worth the drama—as long as you're ready for a love story that glows as unpredictably as the stone itself.

Bonus tip: If your partner howls at the moon… just light a candle and blame it on the ring.

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